Being from the Midwest is kind of cool because it’s really NOT COOL. It’s not like, YEAH I’M FROM BROOKLYN or YEAH I’M FROM CALIFORNIA. It’s like, YEAH MY PARENTS ARE REPUBLICANS AND WE ALL EAT TONS OF RANCH DRESSING AND I WORKED AT THE CONEY ISLAND FOR TWO YEARS. Same with really terrible places like the Bible Belt to an even greater degree. YEAH I ATE GRITS MY WHOLE LIFE AND I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT “JUXTAPOSITION” MEANS

  1. zzzeitlos reblogged this from joumanakayrouz
  2. honeyjets said: Plus, YOU GUYS LIVE FOUR HOURS FROM CHICAGO AND *NEVER GO TO CHICAGO* IT IS A WORLD-CLASS CITY WTH
  3. lahlahlindsey said: what elliotdill said
  4. elliotdill said: i’ll always like the midwest more than anywhere else because everything is cheap and i can be really ugly and still look better than some of the people around me.
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